Here’s another one of my favorite books: Gig: Americans Talk About Their Jobs. The book is just what it says it is—a book in which people talk about their jobs—and it is fascinating and engrossing and sometimes (in the case of the guy who cleans up after the deceased) just gross. In a good way, of course.

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July 2004

Not exactly Johnny-on-the-spot with July, either, am I? Here it is, July nearly gone.

Well, it's summer. A certain languid indifference to the demands of the passing days is in order, is it not? At any rate, that's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it.

In fact, my brain went on strike towards the end of June. Or perhaps it developed a prolonged cramp. Can't say for sure, but the upshot was a decided aversion to sustained mental activity. When I tell you that even the Sunday New York Times "Style" section was a shade too taxing, you get the picture.

Last year at this time I was deep in the thick of writing Electric Dreams. There was a summer of '03, but not for C. Kettlewell. Vaguely I recall something torpid and sticky I passed through on my way between house and library; I presume that was the summer season proceeding as usual.

Then came September, which in Virginia isn't all that different from August in what our local weatherman likes to call the "humiture," which is to say that feeling that you are living in a sauna set on "asphyxiate." September of 2003, however, had said weatherman turning instead to talk of storm tracks and strike probabilities and a repeated discussion of how trees in full leaf act like a sail to catch the wind and thus are more likely to topple in a strong blow.

Prescient words. Hurricane Isabel churned into town late on a Thursday afternoon (after rolling over Northampton County, NC, readers of Electric Dreams may be interested to know as a bit of historical trivia), and the trees commenced to doing that sail thing with considerably more enthusiasm than a homeowner surrounded by 100-plus-year-old oaks might wish.

Just to round things out, our power gave a last flicker of farewell sometime around 2 PM, when Isabel was still really only warming to the task. So much for using a storm day to catch up on the vacuuming.

Then darkness fell all about us, and so did the trees.

To be strictly accurate, the city estimated that 10,000 trees went down on actual city property. The rest were what you might call private-sector trees, of which our neighborhood in particular harvested a bumper crop. Thus, the whacking big hole in the roof of my office, followed by copious amounts of rain, precipitating an immediate need to hurl everything from my office out into the dining room before it all was rendered a sodden mess.

There is no time when a hole in your roof is really all that convenient, but a hole in the roof of your office when you are in theory only a few weeks shy of the deadline for your book manuscript is a case of particularly poor timing. That, and the thirteen days we went without electricity until Our Valiant Heroes imported from Mas Tec power in North Carolina fought their way street by street through our neighborhood to return us once more to the 21st century.

And yet, we got off easy with a hole in the roof. The morning after the hurricane, the street in front of our house was so thoroughly blocked by massive, fallen trees, that it would take days of effort by the city to clear a path through the debris. Around the neighborhood, cars were crushed and whole houses stove in. Nature's awesome majesty indeed.

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I won't go into the whole post-hurricane saga--the days of boiling water because the city's pumping systems had been flooded, the rumors that this or that store was open and had ice to sell, the disconcerting darkness of a city without lights, the flood of wannabe manly men wandering about with chainsaws, the tree companies from far and wide trolling the neighborhoods with bucket trucks and cranes, the laundry piling up by the powerless washing machine, the growl of generators long into the night. It was an adventure for a few days, and then you started feeling a seething resentment towards people who'd gotten their power back and were blithely flipping on lights and bringing home milk by the gallon to store in their purring refrigerators.

After toppling trees have subdivided more than a few of your neighbors' homes, a mere hole in the roof is the disaster equivalent of a hangnail, exceeding low on the priority list of any contractor, and rightly so, and so it was that we passed the winter with a blue tarp over the hole and me camped out in the dining room amidst stacks and piles and heaps of everything that had been excavated from my unusable office.

And I finished the book. Close readers of E. Dreams will note the occasional appearance of the word "hurricane" in the text. That's my little joke.

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